
Chinese Fire Drill (noun):
1. any state of disorder or confusion.
2. a prank in which the passengers of a motor vehicle that is stopped at a stoplight, get out and run around the vehicle before returning to their seats.
For nearly two weeks, I have anticipated this date, 7-9-08. The scheduled date for the MRI of my left knee, which has me out of work and has been smarting right seriously. When what to my wondering ears should appear, but a late afternoon phone call from the Dr's office, the day before said MRI was scheduled. Not good news, either....the insurance company had disapproved my MRI. They said that I had already had an MRI of my knee last April.
Ya think?
So, the arduous task of explaining the difference between right and left to our erstwhile ignoramouses at the insurance company commenced. Suffice it to say, they are not the sharpest knives in the drawer. At length, we did prevail, however, but not by much.

This morning, the insurance person, refreshed for yet another happy day of cheerful nescience, acknowledged that they now understood and could differentiate between right and left, but sadly, as they had only officially learned this information the afternoon before, they could not give me immediate approval codes for the procedure. It would be 24 to 72 hours before that could possibly happen. With great temerity, I sighed into the phone, "WHY, when you've had the orders for nearly TWO WEEKS?! and the situation being what it is through your own negligence!" Which produced that beloved, much abused reply, (drumroll please....)
"Company policy." End of conversation. SIGH.
So, giving up the battle, I acknowledged defeat against the bludgeoning, overpowering stupidity of the situation, and called the MRI lab less than an hour before my scheduled appointment, and rescheduled for next week. Ditto the followup appointment with the Dr's office. At this point in time, a nice quiet time spent curled up with a good book and a nap looked very soothing and inviting, so off I went to shake it all off.
Snarf, snork....hmm? RIIING! RIIIINNNNG! Phone, ringing, waking me up. Time: thirty minutes after noon. Drowsily, I answered the summons, and found my Dr's office on the other end of the line, informing me that we'd just been granted approval codes from the insurance company for my MRI. Okay, so in addition to a total lack of spatial orientation, they are temporally challenged as well..... but what the heck, this one is working in my favor!
Wow. So, fast as I could, I shifted into high gear, called the MRI lab, and begged, pleaded, groveled, to be fitted in this afternoon. The scheduler sounded doubtful, but she said she would try......
She put me on hold for a while, and just as I was starting to groove to the Muzak a bit, she came back on and asked, "How soon can you get here?" "I'm getting in the car NOW!" I replied. Wahoo!! Stopped to call the Dr's office, cancel the newly rescheduled followup appointment, and try to get my old followup appointment back again (successfully achieved!). That poor scheduler at the Dr's office was so sweet. "This particular insurance company is infamous for this," she said. Oh glory, now I know!
So, off like a rabbit I head for my MRI appointment, which went well. I had a great deal of difficulty with low back pain the last time, but my very helpful and kind tech got the pillows fixed up just right this time and it was a walk in the park. Home I zoomed, MRI films in hand. Good grief, have you ever seen your innards before? Definitely not recommended for the high school yearbook.
And so, it has been quite a day here in my little world. It ended up the way I had hoped and anticipated with the rising of the sun, but what a rollercoaster ride to get here!
We are so grateful to our Lord for His continual direction and guidance, and deliverance, and provision. This afternoon, after such a topsy turvy day, He saw fit to send us a magnificent, gracious downpour of rain, which we have prayed for now for many days. The trees and bushes are all so happy! Lifting up their branches and leaves toward heaven, drinking in the gift of the Lord, and showing forth His glory in creation.
Thank you Lord, for this day.